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Just kidding.
I'm sorry, but it was necessary.
Start from the bottom so it makes sense.
I got bored. Clearly.
Melios : (22 Februrary 2011 - 08:14 AM) Children today take a pebble and throw it in the air whilst running away from a turkey, this is done to evade any contact with the authorities.
Melodia : (22 February 2011 - 08:13 AM) Kids nowadays xD
Melodia : (22 February 2011 - 08:13 AM) seems so =O
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:13 AM) Are you referring to someone as a Pickle? I beg your pardon Cleverbot but you seeminly had some form of liquid spilled on you. Marbles cannot be lost because they are attached to your heel through the skin and tendons.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:12 AM) he's lost his marbles
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:12 AM) dont mind him dilly
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:10 AM) Why are you, Cleverbot, telling yourself to stop? That seems odd for a bot to be commanding itself verbally when it could easily just program the command into it's mainframe.
Melodia : (22 February 2011 - 08:10 AM) o,o
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:09 AM) Mud is a mixture of acid and sand which has become neutralized by uranium present in the air.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:08 AM) go fight watson in some mud
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:08 AM) stop it cleverbot 2.0
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:08 AM) Cali is a name used for girls in North America, Cali is a seeminly "fun" name, but can be mistaken for names such as Cathy.
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:07 AM) Russian's are known for their warm temperate winter seasons where people pass time by playing badminton.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) im in cali, i eat burritos
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) Please check your sources negatively twice squared in order to affirm your knowledge is correct.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) the russian city that was the source of a nuclear power plant melt down?
Everoth : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) that sorry
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) Burrito's are not eaten in California, I believe your source that you are getting this information is false.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) you mean chernobyl?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:05 AM) NEIN
Everoth : (22 February 2011 - 08:05 AM) Buy our new chernovil atomic microwaves! tierd of waiting 3 minutes for your burrito? bam 3 seconds is more than enough !
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:04 AM) You said it was a microwave oven commercial.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:04 AM) http://www.youtube.c...h?v=6jMt6saTqq4
Everoth : (22 February 2011 - 08:04 AM) how in hell is that goin on? is like radiactive or something?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:04 AM) bing is a search engine similar to google here
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:04 AM) A bing commercial is actually a commercial advertising a microwave oven, as appealing as this sounds, their microwaves are seemingly causing people in Poland to attain cancer.
Everoth : (22 February 2011 - 08:03 AM) witch ones? the ones of the african dying kids or the medical ones?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:02 AM) you sound like those bing commercials
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:02 AM) FoN is considered a type of foreplay in Mongolia. It stands for "Feet on Neck" which stimulated nerves as well as warming up their neck for future use.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:01 AM) The prefix pseudo- (from Greek ψευδής "lying, false") is used to mark something as false, fraudulent, or pretending to be something it is not.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:01 AM) psudo? yes?
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 08:00 AM) needs more FoN melios
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:00 AM) Your a bot, you cannot feel admiration towards a human being, I'm sorry to have to inform this dreadful news to you. You should contact your creator to inform him your malfunctioning again.
turbOpun : (22 February 2011 - 08:00 AM) psudo...
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:59 AM) oh psudo cleverbot, i adore you so
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:59 AM) Nazi's are peruvian men who have been exiled by their country and now reside in Brazil.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:59 AM) NEIN
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) wait isnt banana a slang for asians that act white
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) And any form of blasphemy could be considered happiness, something clearly illegal on this planet. Please keep your emotions to yourself.
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) I thought ww2 was for pineapples and better surfing location?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) and that is where we get the term, grammar nazi
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) also, you're incorrect, it was bad grammar that upset the nazis
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) I'm afraid there are only one type of Banana, that of which is brown and yellow combined. Any other colour of banana could be considered blasphemy.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:57 AM) were*
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:57 AM) bananas where the reason for ww 2
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:57 AM) ya, not sure who what where the veggie reference came from???
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:57 AM) Clearly, your under some form of illegal substance if your mistaking a vegetable for what is clearly a human being.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:56 AM) share
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:56 AM) mel what are YOU smoking
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:56 AM) ah soo you like that sort of banans melios..i see...guess we should tell that mikki
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:55 AM) Banana's aren't considered a vegetable, what are you smoking?
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:55 AM) I prefer monkey bread myself
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:55 AM) *his monocle breaks* well i never
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:55 AM) banana smoothy
zwischy : (22 February 2011 - 07:54 AM) Two words: Banana bread.
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:54 AM) I beg your pardon, I do not wear a monocle or a top hat, therefore, I cannot be considered a sir, sir. And who said anything about ranting? Bananas are apples.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:54 AM) i ate a banana earlier
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:54 AM) "do you bite you thumb at US sir?"
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:53 AM) lets talk about bananas? everyone likes bananes....i like the yellow ones how about you?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:53 AM) *tosses his hat down*
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:53 AM) YOU ARE RANTING ON SIR
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:53 AM) xDDD
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:52 AM) You my sir are ranting on, I think I will bring a new subject to be discussed.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:52 AM) ahhh ok
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:52 AM) well, we are only 1 month in here... so I have no clue on the sex of the kid yet.
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:51 AM) Do you also spike their hair with eggs and dye it blue while giving them coffee so they are ridiculously hyper until they reach a point in which they crash and then you stuff them in a giant wooden box that can only be opened with a great deal of force?
Maffio : (22 February 2011 - 07:51 AM) i think you shouldn't rush to get children
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:51 AM) i have the right woman, she's bi, is open to three ways, and dosent want kids
Nuntius Mortis : (22 February 2011 - 07:51 AM) Melios, I don't think he uses numbers instead of names for his kids
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:50 AM) not a fan of relationships atm
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:50 AM) You are creating a dangerous enviroment for your children by neglecting them something that provides some form of individuality when they grow up. How unsettling.
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:50 AM) well i want children when i am older but just not now, also have to come across the right woman until then
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:49 AM) I don't think they appreciate having to wear uncomfortable jumpsuits with numbers so you don't have to come up with a name.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:49 AM) but my opinions toward children will remain the same for a great deal of time
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) its not like i hate kids , id just like to live my life for myself till i am 30 or something
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:49 AM) Do you get your children to wear outfits like the things in, Dr. Seuses Cat in a Hat?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) 23 here
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) i am 21 sooo i wait a bit until i get kids
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) ever
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) im never having a child
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) ewwww children
Nuntius Mortis : (22 February 2011 - 07:47 AM) gj, Sabre
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:47 AM) You number your children? That's odd.
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:47 AM) had to google that lol
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:47 AM) I have kid number 2 on the way if that means anything
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:46 AM) srsly besides aids the least thing i would like to get is a child lol..so condoms work for me
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:45 AM) i prefer intellectual girls or kinky bitches XD
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:45 AM) i guess ive never been desperate enough to go for sluts
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:45 AM) true enough
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:44 AM) condoms ftw?
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:44 AM) dono i take whatever i get on saturdays ..life is to short to think twice
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:43 AM) my clean bill of health agrees with me XD
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:43 AM) i disagree rage
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:43 AM) maybe we can help and dating sluts is awesome
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) how about dscreping whats going wrong?
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) Worry about what Rage?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) xD
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) got it rage, you date sluttys
Nuntius Mortis : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) I'm also re-installing right now. The fucking game simply does not want me to play. That's all
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) damn it dog, this is MY Soup
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) i always have fun on the first date dont worry :<
I'm sorry, but it was necessary.
Start from the bottom so it makes sense.
I got bored. Clearly.
Melios : (22 Februrary 2011 - 08:14 AM) Children today take a pebble and throw it in the air whilst running away from a turkey, this is done to evade any contact with the authorities.
Melodia : (22 February 2011 - 08:13 AM) Kids nowadays xD
Melodia : (22 February 2011 - 08:13 AM) seems so =O
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:13 AM) Are you referring to someone as a Pickle? I beg your pardon Cleverbot but you seeminly had some form of liquid spilled on you. Marbles cannot be lost because they are attached to your heel through the skin and tendons.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:12 AM) he's lost his marbles
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:12 AM) dont mind him dilly
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:10 AM) Why are you, Cleverbot, telling yourself to stop? That seems odd for a bot to be commanding itself verbally when it could easily just program the command into it's mainframe.
Melodia : (22 February 2011 - 08:10 AM) o,o
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:09 AM) Mud is a mixture of acid and sand which has become neutralized by uranium present in the air.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:08 AM) go fight watson in some mud
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:08 AM) stop it cleverbot 2.0
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:08 AM) Cali is a name used for girls in North America, Cali is a seeminly "fun" name, but can be mistaken for names such as Cathy.
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:07 AM) Russian's are known for their warm temperate winter seasons where people pass time by playing badminton.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) im in cali, i eat burritos
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) Please check your sources negatively twice squared in order to affirm your knowledge is correct.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) the russian city that was the source of a nuclear power plant melt down?
Everoth : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) that sorry
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) Burrito's are not eaten in California, I believe your source that you are getting this information is false.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:06 AM) you mean chernobyl?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:05 AM) NEIN
Everoth : (22 February 2011 - 08:05 AM) Buy our new chernovil atomic microwaves! tierd of waiting 3 minutes for your burrito? bam 3 seconds is more than enough !
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:04 AM) You said it was a microwave oven commercial.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:04 AM) http://www.youtube.c...h?v=6jMt6saTqq4
Everoth : (22 February 2011 - 08:04 AM) how in hell is that goin on? is like radiactive or something?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:04 AM) bing is a search engine similar to google here
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:04 AM) A bing commercial is actually a commercial advertising a microwave oven, as appealing as this sounds, their microwaves are seemingly causing people in Poland to attain cancer.
Everoth : (22 February 2011 - 08:03 AM) witch ones? the ones of the african dying kids or the medical ones?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:02 AM) you sound like those bing commercials
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:02 AM) FoN is considered a type of foreplay in Mongolia. It stands for "Feet on Neck" which stimulated nerves as well as warming up their neck for future use.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:01 AM) The prefix pseudo- (from Greek ψευδής "lying, false") is used to mark something as false, fraudulent, or pretending to be something it is not.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 08:01 AM) psudo? yes?
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 08:00 AM) needs more FoN melios
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 08:00 AM) Your a bot, you cannot feel admiration towards a human being, I'm sorry to have to inform this dreadful news to you. You should contact your creator to inform him your malfunctioning again.
turbOpun : (22 February 2011 - 08:00 AM) psudo...
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:59 AM) oh psudo cleverbot, i adore you so
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:59 AM) Nazi's are peruvian men who have been exiled by their country and now reside in Brazil.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:59 AM) NEIN
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) wait isnt banana a slang for asians that act white
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) And any form of blasphemy could be considered happiness, something clearly illegal on this planet. Please keep your emotions to yourself.
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) I thought ww2 was for pineapples and better surfing location?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) and that is where we get the term, grammar nazi
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) also, you're incorrect, it was bad grammar that upset the nazis
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:58 AM) I'm afraid there are only one type of Banana, that of which is brown and yellow combined. Any other colour of banana could be considered blasphemy.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:57 AM) were*
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:57 AM) bananas where the reason for ww 2
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:57 AM) ya, not sure who what where the veggie reference came from???
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:57 AM) Clearly, your under some form of illegal substance if your mistaking a vegetable for what is clearly a human being.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:56 AM) share
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:56 AM) mel what are YOU smoking
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:56 AM) ah soo you like that sort of banans melios..i see...guess we should tell that mikki
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:55 AM) Banana's aren't considered a vegetable, what are you smoking?
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:55 AM) I prefer monkey bread myself
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:55 AM) *his monocle breaks* well i never
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:55 AM) banana smoothy
zwischy : (22 February 2011 - 07:54 AM) Two words: Banana bread.
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:54 AM) I beg your pardon, I do not wear a monocle or a top hat, therefore, I cannot be considered a sir, sir. And who said anything about ranting? Bananas are apples.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:54 AM) i ate a banana earlier
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:54 AM) "do you bite you thumb at US sir?"
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:53 AM) lets talk about bananas? everyone likes bananes....i like the yellow ones how about you?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:53 AM) *tosses his hat down*
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:53 AM) YOU ARE RANTING ON SIR
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:53 AM) xDDD
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:52 AM) You my sir are ranting on, I think I will bring a new subject to be discussed.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:52 AM) ahhh ok
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:52 AM) well, we are only 1 month in here... so I have no clue on the sex of the kid yet.
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:51 AM) Do you also spike their hair with eggs and dye it blue while giving them coffee so they are ridiculously hyper until they reach a point in which they crash and then you stuff them in a giant wooden box that can only be opened with a great deal of force?
Maffio : (22 February 2011 - 07:51 AM) i think you shouldn't rush to get children
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:51 AM) i have the right woman, she's bi, is open to three ways, and dosent want kids
Nuntius Mortis : (22 February 2011 - 07:51 AM) Melios, I don't think he uses numbers instead of names for his kids
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:50 AM) not a fan of relationships atm
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:50 AM) You are creating a dangerous enviroment for your children by neglecting them something that provides some form of individuality when they grow up. How unsettling.
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:50 AM) well i want children when i am older but just not now, also have to come across the right woman until then
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:49 AM) I don't think they appreciate having to wear uncomfortable jumpsuits with numbers so you don't have to come up with a name.
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:49 AM) but my opinions toward children will remain the same for a great deal of time
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) its not like i hate kids , id just like to live my life for myself till i am 30 or something
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:49 AM) Do you get your children to wear outfits like the things in, Dr. Seuses Cat in a Hat?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) 23 here
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) i am 21 sooo i wait a bit until i get kids
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) ever
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) im never having a child
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:48 AM) ewwww children
Nuntius Mortis : (22 February 2011 - 07:47 AM) gj, Sabre
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:47 AM) You number your children? That's odd.
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:47 AM) had to google that lol
Sabre Wolf : (22 February 2011 - 07:47 AM) I have kid number 2 on the way if that means anything
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:46 AM) srsly besides aids the least thing i would like to get is a child lol..so condoms work for me
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:45 AM) i prefer intellectual girls or kinky bitches XD
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:45 AM) i guess ive never been desperate enough to go for sluts
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:45 AM) true enough
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:44 AM) condoms ftw?
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:44 AM) dono i take whatever i get on saturdays ..life is to short to think twice
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:43 AM) my clean bill of health agrees with me XD
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:43 AM) i disagree rage
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:43 AM) maybe we can help and dating sluts is awesome
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) how about dscreping whats going wrong?
Melios : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) Worry about what Rage?
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) xD
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) got it rage, you date sluttys
Nuntius Mortis : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) I'm also re-installing right now. The fucking game simply does not want me to play. That's all
thefriendlyorc : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) damn it dog, this is MY Soup
Rageboy : (22 February 2011 - 07:42 AM) i always have fun on the first date dont worry :<
You can thank me later.
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