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[Story] Kassadin's excellent adventure. (18+. You have been warned)


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(18+ only, i'm not joking. If you are younger then 18, this story is not for you. I did not bother to read the forum rules, but I will once I post this. If this is breaking them, then please close/delete this. I gave you guys 3 warnings, however)



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EDIT: I just read the rules. Only thing breaking them in this is the use of bad words. If you guys want, I can remove them.

Edited by fuga9999, 21 March 2011 - 12:25 AM.

View PostFrish, on 27 June 2011 - 05:34 PM, said:

You youngsters don't know the meaning of true pain. When I was your age, I broke my foot, nay, both my feet! Everyday! I had to walk six miles to school and eight miles back, uphill both ways, nine days a week, snow up to my eyes, in the middle of tornadoes and volcanoes and stampedes of angry wildebeests. What you call surgery these days was three apes hitting you with bricks in the glory days. You want hugs and cakes and rainbows and unicorns? In my day all we had was mud and a stick, and we had to share the stick!

And you know what? I was grateful!

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Well, I've got something new to spam chat with.
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This is....

so awesome.
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I loled so hard

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Seriously, what the fuck is this ?
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View Postzauriel56, on 20 March 2011 - 10:00 PM, said:

I loled so hard


Yeah, when I finished writing it I read over it then fell to the floor laughing.

View PostFrish, on 27 June 2011 - 05:34 PM, said:

You youngsters don't know the meaning of true pain. When I was your age, I broke my foot, nay, both my feet! Everyday! I had to walk six miles to school and eight miles back, uphill both ways, nine days a week, snow up to my eyes, in the middle of tornadoes and volcanoes and stampedes of angry wildebeests. What you call surgery these days was three apes hitting you with bricks in the glory days. You want hugs and cakes and rainbows and unicorns? In my day all we had was mud and a stick, and we had to share the stick!

And you know what? I was grateful!

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I have been laughing the whole thing trough. You totally destroyed all my views on those certain champions. Who would have thought Kass is a pervert and Taric talks about his Gems while doing it. But I think it should be moved to writing.

''Functional and stylish'' heh xD

Edited by daghen, 20 March 2011 - 10:11 PM.


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*heterosexual

...what? I'm just sayin'.

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Lulz, taric would never do morgana, she's a girl. I see lore changing here.
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View Postthefriendlyorc, on 20 March 2011 - 10:14 PM, said:

Lulz, taric would never do morgana, she's a girl. I see lore changing here.


Indeed.

Btw, is my sig too big?

Also, where can I find the signature rules?

View PostFrish, on 27 June 2011 - 05:34 PM, said:

You youngsters don't know the meaning of true pain. When I was your age, I broke my foot, nay, both my feet! Everyday! I had to walk six miles to school and eight miles back, uphill both ways, nine days a week, snow up to my eyes, in the middle of tornadoes and volcanoes and stampedes of angry wildebeests. What you call surgery these days was three apes hitting you with bricks in the glory days. You want hugs and cakes and rainbows and unicorns? In my day all we had was mud and a stick, and we had to share the stick!

And you know what? I was grateful!

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Taric? Hetero? lol.
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I couldn't be arsed with reading this, so I scrolled through it.

However, my eyes saw this.
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EDIT- Alright, read it all. Sir, you should have an award. But for now, you will have to do with an internet.

Edited by Hellbreaker, 20 March 2011 - 10:34 PM.

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View PostHellbreaker, on 20 March 2011 - 10:28 PM, said:

I couldn't be arsed with reading this, so I scrolled through it.

However, my eyes saw this.
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Heh, our sigs are based off the same original picture!

EDIT: Nvm, you just got one of those cycle sigs :(

Edited by fuga9999, 20 March 2011 - 10:34 PM.

View PostFrish, on 27 June 2011 - 05:34 PM, said:

You youngsters don't know the meaning of true pain. When I was your age, I broke my foot, nay, both my feet! Everyday! I had to walk six miles to school and eight miles back, uphill both ways, nine days a week, snow up to my eyes, in the middle of tornadoes and volcanoes and stampedes of angry wildebeests. What you call surgery these days was three apes hitting you with bricks in the glory days. You want hugs and cakes and rainbows and unicorns? In my day all we had was mud and a stick, and we had to share the stick!

And you know what? I was grateful!

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View Postfuga9999, on 20 March 2011 - 10:33 PM, said:

Heh, our sigs are based off the same original picture!

EDIT: Nvm, you just got one of those cycle sigs :(

:D
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Needs to be moved to writing.

But oh lawd I lol'd so hard...





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