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[ItzWarty]

How to be 1600 elo:
1) Click Start->Solo Queue 5s.
2) Brb, go get food or sumptin
3) Afk in champion select
4) When you see someone in chat talking, ignore that person. You're getting food!
5) When you see its your turn to pick, run to your computer, and hopefully lock in your favorite champion (ie: twitch) on time, even if that champion doesn't fit the role your team needs
6) Go off to stick butter on your biscuits.
7) Afk for the first 1:30 of the game. Minions haven't spawned, so you can't be doing harm!
8) Realize you don't have the right runes/masteries
9) Come back with your food, tell your team that you had the masteries bug.
10) Spam "* RIOT WOW BAD GAME" in all chat to make your point
11) Tell your Ashe at middle to gtfo so you can solo as Twitch.
12) Feed relentlessly. Blame your team for not being with you.
13) Win the game by being carried.
14) Talk *hit in end game chat, say your team is full of scrubs
15) Re-queue
16) Goto 1

... Every game is like this. I'm not even joking. Every game is mostly decided by which team has the biggest troll or feeder, who will just kill the team's morale.

There is 0 talk in champion select at daytime, pacific time. If you want team communication, you have to get on at Saturday night at 1 am (really sunday, lol)

Yesterday I had an ashe on my team who still didn't know how to last hit - she was autoattacking creeps... literally, as in hitting them from full health to nothing, and missing most of the last hits. She got carried up to that elo for sure, and my teammates and I somehow won the 4v5.

1400- - noticeably bad gameplay, not going to lie here
1500s - Trolls, bad gameplay
1600s - Trolling from the get go, mostly afkers or stereotypical "high elo" jerks
1700s - Decent play begins here, wait no, trolls.

Edited by ItzWarty, 08 May 2011 - 05:47 PM.

[JerMenKoO]

You are Warty, yet you are no truth.

[GR40]

dude! I managed to get out of elo hell just today! Guess what? I fell right back into it! Almost a month of carrying retard players just to be one loss behind and guess what happened! Hi elo afkrs, leavers, trolls, jerks, noobs, feeders, all game long junglers, head first checking bush noobs, refusing to push lanes turds, etc. etc. Now I wonder is elo hell just a myth? Cause they are fucken everywhere!

Edited by GR40, 08 May 2011 - 06:02 PM.

[The Hound]

But if you want to tryhard, why don't you premade? I'm confused.

[GR40]

Probably the same as my case! His friends don't log the same time, or they are not interested in lol

[ItzWarty]

The Hound, on 08 May 2011 - 06:03 PM, said:

But if you want to tryhard, why don't you premade? I'm confused.

Can't always get a team

[The Hound]

Try the leaguecraft chat on PVP.net, as well as the LFG forum here. There are usually lots of people to play with.

[Silicon Hero]

GR40, on 08 May 2011 - 06:02 PM, said:

Now I wonder is elo hell just a myth? Cause they are fucken everywhere!

It does exist - but it doesn't. See, Elo Hell exists at ALL levels of Elo, so because it exists everywhere it does not exist at all.

"Elo Hell" is pretty much just a term made up by people that can't lead (read: LEAD, not necessarily CARRY) and thus stay at that level over the course of 100-200+ games. When in actuality their skill level resides in that Elo range, it is actually where they belong.

Edited by Silicon Hero, 11 May 2011 - 03:08 AM.

[Greiztoph]

I;m in no elo right now, i only played ranked with full premades and all of them are guys i used to go to school with either that or people iève met other places over the years.

[GoGoPWN]

The Hound, on 08 May 2011 - 06:51 PM, said:

Try the leaguecraft chat on PVP.net, as well as the LFG forum here. There are usually lots of people to play with.

Sorry to say this, but I wouldnt go premade ranked with random LCers. Trust me.

[SunnShine]

GoGoPWN, on 09 May 2011 - 08:30 PM, said:

Sorry to say this, but I wouldnt go premade ranked with random LCers. Trust me.

Doubt random LCers would go ranked premade with you alsoo.

[Cordate]

Just feed about 15 kills or so.
Make sure you're duoing with someone else though, so when your teammates comment on your shitty excuse of an existence, you guys can gang up on him.

I mean honestly.
If they can't dig me out of this hole, they MUST be a super nab right?

[Abominacion]

GoGoPWN, on 09 May 2011 - 08:30 PM, said:

Sorry to say this, but I wouldnt go premade ranked with random LCers. Trust me.

Same here XD the only ones I would play with are Moonblade,Shifting, Yumi and Magna.

That when I don't waste like 2 hours asking people on LC channel to join, without even an answer.

[BluFenix]

I see lots of the same in normal games, and even co-op vs. AI. My favorite is the 5 man roam at level 8. Wow, really? I just stay in my lane and farm when they are on the opposite side of the map, with wards I see where they are going, B when ready. Then, I'm magically 3+ levels above them 10 minutes later and they call my champ OP.

Cool story bro.